Kölleda is a small shitty town
in the middle of Germany.
Nobody in the town likes it there and all of them want to leave.
You have nothing todo there and nobody is proud of this place so when someone asks you where you live you have to make up a new town to cover up that you live in Kölleda.
The only
good thing you have is a nice chinese restaurant.
And the people living there mostly consist of neo nazis or leftists which makes it even worse.
And drugs are a big problem too,
everywhere you go you can get crack, weed, or other stuff like that.
Person 1: Hey dude where du you live.
Person 2: Ehhh I live in Buxtehude. (totally not in Kölleda)
Person 1: Cool when can I visit you.
Person 2: Fuck. ..... (this
friendship is not gonna hold
long enough)
