Konied

To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.

That man just konied him away.

by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012

Konked

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konieczko

v. An example of a particularly violent and/or prolonged motorboating.

Wow- that guy just got konieczko'd. Hope he's OK...

by Gangsta Hodge April 14, 2009

donkey konged

To fuck a person from behind and pound on their head and back like crazy.

Mrs. Patel loves to be donkey konged cuz she's a dirty whore.

Next time I see Mark I'm gonna wear a strap-on and fo sho he'll be donkey konged like the little bitch he is.

by anal shah January 3, 2009

konked out

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

by mad at the world March 24, 2003

konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

konie

KonieR is a word to show to another person that you are "a safety blanket".To remember him that you are here for him and you love him to the bone. A person who loves and cares ought to be called that word. You call the person that word that has changed the way you look to the world.

"She is a konie. She cares about me she loves,she is my safety blanket"

by georgelypas January 3, 2022