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from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´

to be read /'k o f t e e/
kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.
kofti by keshet August 30, 2005
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krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015
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kofti • Koftinoff • Kofi • KOTI • Koffing • kofta • koftes • Kostia • Kofi Annan • Kofi Kingston
A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.
Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"

Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"
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potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.
Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.
potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021

Kofi Kingston 

Man that pop for Kofi Kingston winning the title at Wrestlemania was huge
Totally hot black guy with nice eyes and teeth, really smart and attractive too. Great in bed, and gorgeous to the CORE!!!
"Oh my God, did you see that guy?"

"He's a Kofi for sure!!! Ask him out!"
Kofi by Pyricles August 8, 2018

Koffin Kanser 

Looking for ways to invest your money? Don't think twice, Koffin Kanser is your salvation. Your only salvation I tell you man, he's your financial messiah.
Koffin Kanser by Gadis Cengeng September 5, 2011
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