A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By
day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is
good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in
Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called
Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky'
s current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a
crow on a curly fry.