kobita 

A Ukrainian word for a MILF of sorts.
Often used to describe an attractive cougar.

Hey Roman, who's that girl over there?

That's Nastya she's like 37 but still a smokeshow.

What a kobita!

kobita by ukr215 April 7, 2016

Kobita 

Kobita — a Bangali word that is used for a girl's name, and poem or poetry.

Kobita has been a beautiful girl and my classmate since childhood.

Rabindranath Thakur is the greatest kobita (poetry) writer in Bengal literature of all times.

Kobita by typical Indian October 6, 2023

kabita

The short girl with full of hearts and down to earth,literally the beautiful one,the best of the best,has a lot of sense of humor,don’t mess with her she’ll break your heart and roast the hell out of you.

I love you Kabita

kabita by Faze Onyx October 26, 2017

kobetard 

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.

"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"

kobetard by sysonpyh July 8, 2010

Peter Koritansky 

A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.

By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.

It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.

And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.

Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.

Peter Koritansky by thereisnospooning August 17, 2012

Kobetard 

A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.

"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.

"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.

"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.

Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"

One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.

Kobetard by cairafre March 29, 2011

Konita 

First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.

I can't wait to go out with Konita tonight!

Ko-ni-ta.... It's like Bonita but with a K.

Konita by El Professor Taboo November 24, 2021