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Koala in a Tree 

The Koala in a Tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying sexual move. The Tree is a coat hanger. A woman is the Koala. After putting the woman in the "tree" the man then proceeds to have sex with whatever part of her body is closest to him. The woman is then taken down and put on a different "branch" where she is again mounted like a koala.
"Dude you'll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night."
"What?"
"the Koala in a Tree!!!!"
"Dude not cool. I use that coat hanger!"
Koala in a Tree by fice11 March 31, 2009

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. 

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
yu:@!#%^Yy283qy)*#EyrndP(*AYEtp9FEW

koalaing 

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
koalaing by the lady men's March 22, 2012

Koalaing 

The act of wrapping your legs around someone like a koala would hug a tree. Especially while cuddling.
Koalaing can be a cute, awesome and epic move worth trying.
Koalaing by Fisherman25 April 4, 2010

Koalaing 

Hugging someone, and in the process, wrapping your legs around them like a koala hanging from a tree.
"Did you see us last night? We were demonstrating the ultimate form of camaraderie and affection. That's right, we were Koalaing!"
Koalaing by TheKoala September 4, 2011

koalaing 

The act of hugging/attaching ones self to another in an attempt to cuddle. This act often involves the use of your arms and legs and inhibits the other from being able to move.
All I wanted to do was cuddle but my girlfriend was not in the mood, so I just started koalaing her.
koalaing by Nikolai579 February 28, 2014
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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