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Know_How 

I subscribed to Know_How because he is awsome
Know_How by Know_How April 22, 2021
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know-how 

The knowledge and skill required to do something correctly.
The company has a satisfying technical know-how.
know-how by Hamed Samarghandi May 16, 2006

I Don't Know How But They Found Me 

I Don't Know How But They Found Me is an alternative band that was formed in 2016. It is made up of former Bassist, back-up vocalist, and lyricist of the Pop Punk band Panic! At The Disco, Dallon Weekes and the former drummer for the Hard Rock band Falling In Reverse, Ryan Seaman.
Ex. 1 ~ (Noun)

Person 1 - "Have you heard of I Don't Know How But They Found Me?"
Person 2 - "Yeah! I love them."

Ex. 2 ~ (Noun)
Person 3 - "I Don't Know How But They Found Me. Awesome."
Person 4 - "What?? Who Found You? Why Don't You Know How? Why is that awesome??"

Person 3 - "No. No. Hahahah. It's just the name of the band."
Person 4 - "Oh"

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me
well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

Do you want to know how I got these scars? 

What the Joker says to people before telling them a story about how he got the scars on the sides of his mouth in The Dark Knight.

The first story involves his drunk father killing his mother, then cutting the sides of his son's mouth with a knife to make it appear as if he is always smiling. This is where the line "Why So Serious?" is said in the movie.

The second story is different, in which he talks about his wife. He states that he puts a razor in his mouth and moves it around, therefore cutting himself, giving himself more scars.
Story 1: Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Story 2: Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? C'mere...Hey, look at me...So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much; who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey...One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries; she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!

I like him but I don’t know how to tell him

Now if you like a boy and you might be a girl or a boy and you are unsure how they feel a lot of people understand. Now the best way to deal with this is to get to know him better, get to know about his sexuality and how he deals with situations like in relationships. If he deals with them well and he flirts with you, you're in! But if he shows no interest in you or asks you for pics, drop him! He ain’t worth it!
Keliah: I like him but I don’t know how to tell him.

Oh, I know how it works 

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.
"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."
Oh, I know how it works by Smashley22 September 15, 2009
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