Knomosexual
Knomosexual by Ojuice September 25, 2009
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nomosexual
A male or female with no desire for comanionship or sexual relationship. Often has no sexual prefrence.
nomosexual by Jonathan Coit January 7, 2005
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Gnomosexual
"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009
Nomosexual
Being sexually attracted only to Hideo Nomo, a Japanese pitcher who played in Major League Baseball in the 90's and 2000's.
I caught Josh masturbating to a highlight reel of the 1995 Dodgers. I didn't know he was a closet Nomosexual.
Nomosexual by bulian June 1, 2009
Kobosexual
A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
Nomosexual
a. a person who has "retired" from all sexual activity
b. any person no longer interested in sex
c. a person that is neither heterosexual nor homosexual
d. a born again virgin
b. any person no longer interested in sex
c. a person that is neither heterosexual nor homosexual
d. a born again virgin
Nomosexual by karenrmm April 6, 2010
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