Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

by fgcp October 9, 2009

Gnomosexual

A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes

You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!

by tater May 13, 2005

Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 23, 2007

gnomosexual

Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.

Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.

by Neology PhD August 26, 2013

Gnomosexual

Adj. - To be sexually attracted to Gnomes

"All the ladies turned Gnomosexual once Gnomie walked in the room"

by TheHomieGnomie January 5, 2021