Knof

A word that fits anywhere into a conversation. No matter the circumstances.

That was such a knof night man!!
He is so knof.
i can't knof since i just slept, sorry.
Why so knofous?

by panda1991 April 17, 2010

Knoffel

Noun, South Africa.
A mentally challenged person, or someone who is a bit stupid.
The literal translation is garlic (imagine a whole bulb), and pronounced as Ka-Noff-El.
It can be used in both a derogatory or endearing term, though most often the former.

(After stupid incident, insult)
Person: "Piet, jy es 'n bladdy knoffel!" (Piet, you're a bloody idiot).

(In conversation, descriptive)
Person: "Shame, have you seen Lizzie's child, she's a bit of a knoffel..."

by KingmanSA April 27, 2014

Knofe

Knofe, lexie's creation;

1. something 1001 times way better than a simple knife
2. a super duper knife

Me: woah look at that knofe

Kayla: it's knife not knofe

Me: gdi Kayla let me live

by Idk whet August 22, 2017

knofi

are real legends with big bald heads🛐🛐

I bin do knofi und i hob a glotzn

by iamsupercool2138283 November 20, 2021

knoffe

A cup of water that, in replacement of ice, has razor blades and is normally drank by the people of Genovia.

I’ll beat your with the knoffe special!

by Knoffe March 22, 2022

Knofe

A short stabby thing with a handle

“Don’t move or i’ll stab you with my knofe”

by Knofe_master_69 September 4, 2023

knofix

A species that is not good at anything, at all.

It can be used in many ways

OMG !! he gets knobitches
OMG!! he has knoaim

and finally

There's knofixing this guys mentality

by anonymous November 30, 2023