knoffe

A cup of water that, in replacement of ice, has razor blades and is normally drank by the people of Genovia.

I’ll beat your with the knoffe special!

by Knoffe March 22, 2022

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

knoife

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

by STOPUSINGALLTHEGOODNAMESYOUPOSERS April 23, 2008

koffeeshopping

Invented in Minneapolis: to work at coffee shops, especially, with friend(s) at multiple establishments in a row with wi-fi and laptop.

koffeeshopping

by Minister24 January 1, 2014

knuffel

the dutch word for hug or cuddle

person 1: "give me a knuffel pwease"
person 2: "awwwww sure, since you have gone to the trouble of speaking dutch and all"

by hm.... September 21, 2005

Koffer Schlampe

German for when you're only a whore when traveling, see also "Suitcase slut"

Du bist ein Koffer Schlampe
It's ok, I'm just a Koffer Schlampe

by munich.madness March 17, 2021

koffee

The queen of muhfucking Jamaica she gon come at you like rapture

Stoner1: yo I think Koffee gon be the next Bob Marley

Stoner2: for real bruhh

by Bromanndo December 27, 2019