(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)
(at the beach)
Kent Paul: (ogling a hot
girl come out of the
water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'
d be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on
wood!
Maccer: Indeed
man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.