Knobf 

1.A term meaning an infected vagina with green herpes blisters all over the labia minora.

2.A horrible excuse for a teacher.

3.A term for a word spelled with unnecessary consonants.

1, 2, 3, That knobf is BAD

Knobf by Mr person or some shit February 18, 2009

knob-slob 

(verb) The act of performing highly skilled fellatio in such a manner as to provide great joy to the recipient.

His girlfriend knew how to knob-slob like there was no tomorrow.

knob-slob by The Empress II October 25, 2010

knobbsy 

A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.

Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.

knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Knob-Scratched 

The act of getting a haircut (on the regular head)

I'm going down Split Ends to get my knob scratched.

Knob-Scratched by WS7 September 4, 2003

chrome knob 

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female

Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.

chrome knob by Math Wizard March 21, 2014

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010