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When two, sitting, people are flirting by touching knees usually under a table. Similar to footsie but is better done while sitting side by side or kitty corner, and is less likely to cause outbursts of laughter. Also the recipient often wonders if the kneesier is doing it on purpose.
Q: Was that creep playing kneesies with you too?
A: Yes, my knee will never feel the same.
kneesie by Mary Jo8 January 13, 2009
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kneegina 

The pocket of fat above the knee of an obese person...can be used for sexytime, storing personal items, or as a hand/foot-hold to reach the elbowgina (or other hole).
She wasn't fat enough for me to put it in the elbowgina, but the kneegina was a perfect fit!
kneegina by jimmy patrick February 14, 2008

Kneegger 

A man or woman of chocolate color that is all knees and legs. Can be found on most basketball courts, acting in what is called "SWAG, and/or YOLO".

Use caution when traveling or exploring near them. Bikes, TVs, KFC, shoes, money, and other valuables may be used to bribe for safe passage.
Todd and I where walking thru the park when some kneeggers approached us. Their leader traded us passage for some chicken.
Kneegger by KingFett September 18, 2014
Noun: An African-American's (Negroid) knee
Verb: The act of abusing someone's kneecaps
Verbal action: Kneegering
Past tense: kneegered
That black man has such a nice kneeger.
Oh shit, Tuan just got kneegered by Xuan Minh, now his kneecaps are gone!
kneeger by kneegerer December 13, 2020
kneeger what's your problem?!?
kneeger by FlamingDragonFartingCow November 20, 2009

kneesies 

another form of footsies, slightly more effectionate, when two people continually tap their knees on the knee of another.
"footsies are out now im all about kneesies."
kneesies by busta biskit April 4, 2007
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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