kneesie

When two, sitting, people are flirting by touching knees usually under a table. Similar to footsie but is better done while sitting side by side or kitty corner, and is less likely to cause outbursts of laughter. Also the recipient often wonders if the kneesier is doing it on purpose.

Q: Was that creep playing kneesies with you too?
A: Yes, my knee will never feel the same.

by Mary Jo8 January 13, 2009

Kneesie

A form of practical martial arts involving thrusting the knee into someones thigh or knee. A painful experience that doesnt cause lasting harm physical but can mentally cripple a man. Few people can actualy Kneesie but in fact threaten others with it. Outlawed in several states and legend has it that it originated in a school field when a JEEP assaulted a member of the general public resulting in him being Kneesied into a rugby post.

Touch me and I'll kneesie you!
Carry on like that and you'll get a Kneesie!

by Adam Cooper September 16, 2005

kneesterical

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.

When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....

by Onherkneesinthebathroom October 3, 2009

kneeskee

When a woman/man bends their knee putting their heel to their rectum with a penis in the crease behind the knee. The person then moves their leg in a horizontal fashion to create kneeskee effect.

"Oh man she forgot to put lube behind her knee. That kneeskee hurt my wang like a bitch!"

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

kneesies

another form of footsies, slightly more effectionate, when two people continually tap their knees on the knee of another.

"footsies are out now im all about kneesies."

by busta biskit April 4, 2007

kneezie

a kneezie is another word for a vagina

friend 1: Hey id like to see her kneezie!

Friend 2: Everyone has seen her kneezie and its dirty

by sharonstoneyetti March 28, 2009

Kneester

A Kneester is someone hipster enough that they find the term hipster far too mainstream.

Boy: "Yeah, i feel I've transcended the term hipster."
Girl: "So what do you call yourself?"
Boy: "A Kneester."

by Kneester Incarnate October 30, 2010