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mrs. kneebone
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011
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kneebone • kneebow • kneeboobs • KneeBo • kneeboard • Kneeboned • Kneebone Moment • kneebound • kneeboxing • Kneeboy
Keebo
The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.
Keebo by Toothylemon May 4, 2020
kleeborp
Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!
kleeborp by Mama luigi is the terminator July 25, 2009
Kleeborp
A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.
From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"
From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"
kneebiter
A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger
Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")
"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007
kneepow glungus
kneepow glungus by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017
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