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mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011

Kneebone Moment 

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.
"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

Kneebone 

A proper mad drunken bikie who likes fucking mental patients
Hey Kneebone what you doing today? I'm Going to have 10 pints and drop in to the mental health ward fuck me some crazies
Kneebone by BURGERS10 October 25, 2019

kneebone 

The Mona Lisa has a kneebone smile.
kneebone by Towerful February 2, 2010

Kneeundersuck

A nice synonym for "to flatter". Use it every time you feel someone is flattering someone else in order to get what they want.
I had to kneeundersuck my boss off a salary increase, it's something I'm not proud of. (I got the salary increasey by fawning my boss)
Kneeundersuck by musicishigh November 7, 2016

kneebone 

When someone is sucking you balls while you wank.
Man i got a mean kneebone last nite i kept punching her in the face by accident and then blew all in her eyes
kneebone by Dick Frizzle February 25, 2008