Knapps
She looks like a clown! KNAPPS!
Knapps by ThexProstitute November 27, 2011
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knappett
The extended part of a stage on UK comedy show Taskmaster. It’s great for multiple activities; like balloon darts, hula-hoop pan throwing and doing cool walks. Coined after comedian and actress Jessica Knappett, who fell off the stage in series 7 episode 7 (The Perfect Stuff) attempting a cool walk.
knappett by A Different Hunan Person To Yo November 10, 2022
Knappan
"Yo bro, did you see your supervisor yesterday".
"Nah bro, I didn't want to waste my time because he is an absolute knappan."
"Nah bro, I didn't want to waste my time because he is an absolute knappan."
Knappan by Mr. Thakkudu April 6, 2021
Jesse Knapp
Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.
Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.
Jesse Knapp by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010
Knapp
Juggernaut; Indestructable; Not someone you want to fuck with.Commands alot of respect. Hate god damn pecker necks.
Knapp by dragonslayer October 30, 2006
knapsu
knapsu by Christer Liedholm March 17, 2005
cotton knapsack
When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
cotton knapsack by crammystad September 25, 2018
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