Kmetz is a slang word for met. It is used by the people who think they are smart.
I kmetz him at the store.
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a very creative person who loves music. they can also be very loud and hyper.
Person 1- Gosh that person is so creative.

Person 2- They must be a kmetz.
by Luna1612 November 6, 2009
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The fattest man i have ever seen in my entire life. He wears the same clothes every day and doesnt shower.
omg go suck mr. kmetz dick
by ABCDEFGH May 7, 2006
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