Kloofa

A word that was conceived in the spring of 2003 as an alternative to the word vagina. It was felt that other, more vulgar forms of vagina were too base. These include snatch, cooter, cunt, and pussy.

D3rd 1: What did you do yesterday?
D3rd 2: Called up some girlie and banged her kloofa.

Captain America: There is nothing I love more than All-American Kloofa.

by The Dirty Third July 19, 2004

kloof

Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad

(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed

by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013

Klomfahs

A Klutz, Some one who can trip over nothing because they walk like they have A baseball bat up their ass.

Wow did you see that guy fall?
Yea he must be a total Klomfahs

by Zipper1998 January 15, 2015

koofaq

koofaq sexiest bitch mwah !

person 1: she’s such a bad editor I hate her !

person2: STAY MAD 😜😜 koofaq is the queen of rap ! 🙄🙄

by koofaq December 29, 2020

kloofman

A kloofman is a kloofy man

kloofman just kloofed

by du du. du du du du. dudududu d September 28, 2022

Klofalækjarkjaftur

probably one of the most easiest things to pronounce.

john: hey ted, pronounce "Klofalækjarkjaftur"
ted: Klofallajkator
john: no, it's pronounced like this, "Klofalækjarkjaftur"

by your homie Peter December 21, 2019

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021