Klomfas

Noun: A piece of material or article of clothing unknowingly saturated in anal seepage. Term originated in Lakewood, OH

After eating all that chili at Skyline, I ended up with a massive Klomfas

by SPI_Guy July 30, 2009

Klomfahs

A Klutz, Some one who can trip over nothing because they walk like they have A baseball bat up their ass.

Wow did you see that guy fall?
Yea he must be a total Klomfahs

by Zipper1998 January 15, 2015