Klonos

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Klonos is one of the best boy you will ever meet. He is the definition of the word 'nice'. A total crack for his closed friends. But know when to be mature in serious matters. He is a keeper. If klonos loves you he would do anything you wish for. That kind who would crack up a joke in middle of a serious work and lightens everyone's mood.

Hey look! That's klonos, the life of the party

Klonos by angelfairytttffff November 21, 2021

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klónos fuckerós

The act of having sex with your clone.

Bruno Mars would most likely be a klónos fuckerós

klónos fuckerós by Edur Fawn September 20, 2017

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Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.

Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated

Klonopinions by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015

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Klonopin kloud

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).

I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.

Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009

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Klonoa

Probably one of the most underrated video game series out there.

Klonoa:WA-HOO!!!!

Klonoa by ChuckRoast December 25, 2008

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Klonstipated

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.

Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?

Klonstipated by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

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konosuba

The best anime series that is know to exist. about a boy who died an early death and is sent to a opposite reality where he and a goddess form a new group of friends and take down the devil king

" yeah that episode of konosuba is awesome"

konosuba by Boris the tank lord May 7, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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