10 definitions by juicyjay4200

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Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.
Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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The state of euphoria that one feels after eating Xanax.
Wow, that last bar left me XANTASTIC!
by juicyjay4200 July 09, 2010
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Smoking marijuana of hash with a person who doesnt know what they are smoking. One can hide the hash in a cigarette, hookah, brownies, etc.
Q: Does Liz know theres hash in these brownies?

A: Nope, I think a little hashatory rape is in order.
by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010
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Receiving oral sex.
Q: How'd last night go?

A: Oh, you know, dinner, movie, a little suckle the wee-wee.
by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010
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The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)
Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.
by juicyjay4200 August 07, 2010
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The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of
Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.
by juicyjay4200 July 19, 2010
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New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.
Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton
by juicyjay4200 September 05, 2010
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