Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)
Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.
by juicyjay4200 August 07, 2010
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Urban Pictionary

1: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about the Urban Dictionary word of the day.

2: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about things found in urban settings, such as prostitution, drug dealing, and murder.
Since we're going through Flint, wanna play Urban Pictionary?
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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Xantastic

The state of euphoria that one feels after eating Xanax.
Wow, that last bar left me XANTASTIC!
by juicyjay4200 July 10, 2010
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Cyanology

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of
Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.
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opy cotton

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.
Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton
by juicyjay4200 September 05, 2010
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hashatory rape

Smoking marijuana of hash with a person who doesnt know what they are smoking. One can hide the hash in a cigarette, hookah, brownies, etc.
Q: Does Liz know theres hash in these brownies?

A: Nope, I think a little hashatory rape is in order.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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Methadont

When someone who takes Methadone as a part of a Opiate Treatment Program, and still will try to get high on other opiates, with hope of getting high, with no results.
Jimmie: Is the methadone working for you?

Josh: Shit, it just Methadont cut it for me.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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