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Definitions by juicyjay4200

opy cotton 

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.
Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton
opy cotton by juicyjay4200 September 5, 2010

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)
Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

Urban Pictionary 

1: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about the Urban Dictionary word of the day.

2: Drawing a picture without talking for a friend to guess, the picture leads to hints about things found in urban settings, such as prostitution, drug dealing, and murder.
Since we're going through Flint, wanna play Urban Pictionary?

hashatory rape 

Smoking marijuana of hash with a person who doesnt know what they are smoking. One can hide the hash in a cigarette, hookah, brownies, etc.
Q: Does Liz know theres hash in these brownies?

A: Nope, I think a little hashatory rape is in order.
hashatory rape by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

suckle the wee-wee 

Q: How'd last night go?

A: Oh, you know, dinner, movie, a little suckle the wee-wee.

Cyanology 

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of
Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.
Cyanology by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

Klonstipated 

Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.
Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?
Klonstipated by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010