Klondick 

A dick of a Klondike. Satisfied enough?

-Hey is that a klondick right there?

Klondick by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

Klondick Bar

A nice black, interesting, light skin mixed person with a giant cock that all the girls in Oak Hills Desire.

Wow!!!!! Devin is such a Klondick Bar! He's such a daddy!

Klondick Bar by Devin_22 May 30, 2018

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver 

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike 

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Kentucky Klondike

When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.

Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.

Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!

Kentucky Klondike by Estupz March 24, 2017

Kentucky klondike bar 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

Kentucky klondike bar by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006