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Klondiking 

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.
Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
Klondiking by stargazer872 January 3, 2019
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Klondiking 

A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.
me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
Klondiking by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

Koniking 

Koniking: v. a simplistic from of trolling, whereby an individual pontificates on subject upon which they have little to no knowledge, or the information they posses is inherently faulty. This form of trolling is special in that the koniker has poor literary, debate, and intellectual skills, made obvious by a repeated use of banal insults, and incoherent attacks based on religion, sexual behaviors, personal hygiene, or ‘your mama’ jokes.
stanley just went on koniking like a bloody moron for hours
Koniking by MEIGH May 5, 2004

klondyking 

when two manly lesbians exchange sexual favors for bites of a Klondike bar. They ask what you would do for a Klondike bar and they other does a sexual thing and receives a bite of the bar.
me and jen where klondyking all night long

klonking 

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."
klonking by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Klokliking 

The act of being emotionally manipulative, mentally weak, and leech-like in behavior. A klokliker often crashes out over small things but also drains the energy of others through passive aggression, guilt-tripping, or blame-shifting, profound mental retardation.

Synonymous with being toxic, emotionally unstable, and unable to take accountability.
"Lil kloklik crashed out because he didn't get the bag"

“Stop klokliking just because I said no—you always crash out when you don’t get your way.”

“She started klokliking hard after getting called out in the group chat.”
Klokliking by WizardMoneyGangy July 18, 2025
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