kloft

When someone is such a fucking kloft

You're a fucking kloft

kloft by Schleim April 4, 2021

Kloft

When you're such a fucking Kloft

You're a Kloft

Kloft by KloftLover123 April 4, 2021

Koofty 

1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use

1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.

Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.

Krofting at the VIP

krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015

kofti 

from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´

to be read /'k o f t e e/

kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.

kofti by keshet August 30, 2005

klort

Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.

Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.

klort by AYYFRON December 9, 2009

klofie 

The act of taking a selfie while dumping a shit.

The word is a combination of the German word Klo (toilet) and English word selfie.

This word has its origin in Frankfurt, Germany and was created by A. in 2017.

Man I took a great klofie yesterday, wanna see it?

klofie by claushaus May 9, 2017