klofie

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The act of taking a selfie while dumping a shit.

The word is a combination of the German word Klo (toilet) and English word selfie.

This word has its origin in Frankfurt, Germany and was created by A. in 2017.

Man I took a great klofie yesterday, wanna see it?

klofie by claushaus May 9, 2017

Words you can keep

Kloie

Kloie is the most draw dropping person you will ever meet.She is funny.smart quit loud but she is very nice when your on her good side if you know a Kloie you are very lucky. She hates being left out and alone. Once you get her as a friend you need to keep her. She will steal your heart in a few seconds. She is cool and fun to hangout with. But dont let her fool you if you get on her bad side you better get on the other side of her right away she is sassy and stuburn but she cant be mad for long. If you know a Kloie you need to get her as a friend or keep her as one. She is also a amazing friend, she is athletic and loves animals.Kloie is a keeper.

Person1- who is that girl
Person2-thats kloie
Person 2-she is great
Person 1-Note taken

Kloie by Star is great May 21, 2018

Related Words

klofie • Koofie • Kloie • klofe • klohie • Klokiex • Klowie • Kloyie • Kloffee • Kloiee

Kloie

_ a Beautiful Girl ... Blooming .. Great Personality ... Very Energetic .. Knows what she wants & knows how to get it ..

a different way of spelling chloe ~ Kloie

Kloie by sweetgirl23 February 5, 2010

klonies

slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine

i passed out after i hit off some klonies

klonies by nate March 18, 2005

Koofie Special

1. (v.) Gettin payback in Call Of Duty: MW2 by knifing your enemy in their dome piece.

2. (v.) A firm slap to the back of someone's head.

OHH Shyt! Im'ma have ta give dat boi da Koofie Special!

Koofie Special by kingofthejewz February 15, 2010

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.

Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”

anna klosiewicz by annaklozzie July 14, 2021

klohie

Klohie is the cutest person you will ever meet and she is loyal and caring

klohie is soooo cute

klohie by 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 November 6, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026