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An anti-social weeb that has no friends and plays minecraft.
Klof is a loooooser.
klof by KlofTsundereSero September 8, 2020
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The act of taking a selfie while dumping a shit.

The word is a combination of the German word Klo (toilet) and English word selfie.

This word has its origin in Frankfurt, Germany and was created by A. in 2017.
Man I took a great klofie yesterday, wanna see it?
klofie by claushaus May 9, 2017

Klofalækjarkjaftur 

john: hey ted, pronounce "Klofalækjarkjaftur"
ted: Klofallajkator
john: no, it's pronounced like this, "Klofalækjarkjaftur"
When Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer) and Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) from Glee go for coffee. Which they do several times. It was origianted on a blog post about something stupid about Klaine (Kurt and Blaine as a ship) being dumb or something. In turn giving Klaine shippers all kinds of new words to use.
I love Kloffee
Kloffee by BoieLee May 2, 2011
When someone is such a fucking kloft
kloft by Schleim April 4, 2021
When you're such a fucking Kloft
You're a Kloft
Kloft by KloftLover123 April 4, 2021