kwinking

The act of camping in a videogame in order to get kills and go on streaks. As demonstrated by the kwink94. This is a n00b tactic.

Just acting like an all around retard.

Can be used as a noun i.e. your just a kwink. (typically used to call someone stupid)

Commonly said by MW2 players.

Person camping in mw2: yo nigga i just merked yo ass
person 2: you didnt merk me your just a stupid kwinker, why dont you go kwink somewhere else?...Im so tired of these kwinking kwinkers.

Person 1: Man Im just so stupid.
Person 2: Yeah your just a kwink.

kwinking by roflcopterbrutus January 27, 2010

krinking

A popular dance move in Miami clubs

Did you see Dilly on the dance floor? He was Krinking his ass off!

krinking by Krunk & Dilly December 15, 2008

Kinking 

When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.

Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"

Kinking by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019

Kinking 

1-To be totally game for a house party, ready and willing to get fucked up, and aching for some pussy.

2-To have completed whats happening above

3-To wanna get trashed/twisted, or to be trashed/twisted

1-After Jack got his ass chewed out by miss Krawiec at school, his nigger ass was kinking.

2-Pj muttered "Im kinking nigga" as he shit his pants in the bath tub

3-After winston helped mexicans for 8 hours, you best believe he be kinking.

Kinking by The orphan beater January 9, 2009

Kinking the hose 

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Klinking 

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

Klinking by CAPM November 7, 2011

Klinking 

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

Klinking by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017