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The act of camping in a videogame in order to get kills and go on streaks. As demonstrated by the kwink94. This is a n00b tactic.

Just acting like an all around retard.

Can be used as a noun i.e. your just a kwink. (typically used to call someone stupid)

Commonly said by MW2 players.
Person camping in mw2: yo nigga i just merked yo ass
person 2: you didnt merk me your just a stupid kwinker, why dont you go kwink somewhere else?...Im so tired of these kwinking kwinkers.

Person 1: Man Im just so stupid.
Person 2: Yeah your just a kwink.
kwinking by roflcopterbrutus January 27, 2010
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Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.
Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.
Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015

Krilking 

To take an oxidized penny, melt in butter, take melted penny butter mixture. and pour into ones Gaping Asshole.

(female)
"Me and Martholmew tried Krilking last night, It was bougie.
Krilking by CertifiedKrilker April 27, 2022

Krinding 

Derived from a combination of the words kiss and grind.

It is an adjective used to describe the pleasurable friction created between two people when their mouths meet to kiss and their genital regions meet to rub against each other. This act must involve at least two people and can be performed between mulitple partners stacked upon one another.Clothes must be worn by all parties and hands must not enter inside the confines of these clothes. Commonly performed in small, enclosed spaces by minors. Or for those who deem full sexual penetration to be reliant on marriage, relationship status, feelings of love etc.

This activity is very similar to the act commonly known as "dry humping". However, it is suggested to be used as a sophisticated alternative to that relatively uncouth term.
I heard that Krinding is an excellent way to keep STI and pregnancy free whilst still enjoying the company of another person in an intimate fashion. All the cool kids are doing it!
Krinding by Vanessa D. February 26, 2011
When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.
Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"
Kinking by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019
1-To be totally game for a house party, ready and willing to get fucked up, and aching for some pussy.

2-To have completed whats happening above

3-To wanna get trashed/twisted, or to be trashed/twisted
1-After Jack got his ass chewed out by miss Krawiec at school, his nigger ass was kinking.

2-Pj muttered "Im kinking nigga" as he shit his pants in the bath tub

3-After winston helped mexicans for 8 hours, you best believe he be kinking.
Kinking by The orphan beater January 9, 2009
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