Kling

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a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.

Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*

Kling by Essie Kay October 20, 2008

Words you can keep

Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

Kling by Corona693369 June 23, 2009

Kling

A slut; a girl who goes for the whole team

Man did you hear john nailed a kling?

-yeah he'll probably need to get himself checked out

Kling by Lilmanyouknow April 8, 2016

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

Kling-on by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

Kling-ons by ToM August 2, 2003

Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

Kling-on by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026