Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

Kling-on

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

by speedmonkey October 10, 2003

Go Lion King on it

When someone raises his or her phone up high in order to receive better signal on their phone.

Jamie: Ughhh my message is not sending!!!
Kat: Just go lion king on it.
Jamie: oh yeah, thanks

by JTease March 7, 2013

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 2, 2003

Nigger king on the seven seas

this title is the highest military ranking in the Somali navy, the medalijon is said to have been stolen form an German Nazi officer.

The one that bear this has control of all the seven seas.

First guy: Hey did you have sex with The Nigger king on the seven seas
second guy: i dont speak shit

by NoggerKing August 23, 2018

On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022