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A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.
My boss is a kling
Kling by Corona693369 June 23, 2009
A slut; a girl who goes for the whole team
Man did you hear john nailed a kling?

-yeah he'll probably need to get himself checked out
Kling by Lilmanyouknow April 8, 2016

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

Kling-on 

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
Kling-on by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-ons 

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!
What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!
Kling-ons by ToM August 2, 2003

Kling-on 

A girl who doesn't know when its over.
I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on
Kling-on by Will Shaw April 17, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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