muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"

Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.

by Tom March 28, 2005

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter

Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!

by Tom May 02, 2003

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 02, 2003

smoked

v. To make a good move, to make some sort of victory.

"I SMOKE YOU!"

"I think I smell ham. Smoked ham."

by tom February 23, 2003

chunkle bum

A cream faced loon.

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"

by tom May 27, 2003