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by tom October 12, 2020
Get the chatchup mug.A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.
Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.
by tom December 23, 2008
Get the Basketball IQ mug.1. Nickname for a boring, working class city in western Pennsylvania full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the steelers. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Located a short distance from Loserville.
2. Perennial doormat of the XFL. Big on trash talk – short on execution.
2. Perennial doormat of the XFL. Big on trash talk – short on execution.
by Tom September 24, 2008
Get the steeltown mug.Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.
From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
by Tom September 13, 2008
Get the dock mug.Someone so lame that they fart pickles.
Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
by Tom August 3, 2008
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Get the Pretenda-Jew mug.The end of the world by bukkake.
Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.
Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.
Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.
Revelation 18:20
Revelation 18:20
by Tom December 21, 2007
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