Definitions by ToM

chatchup 

When you have a chat with someone on the phone to catch up, as opposed to meeting in person.

Gosh you've been gone for so long now! When suits you for a chatchup?

chatchup by tom October 12, 2020

Basketball IQ 

A subjective term used by basketball bloggers that is based on a player’s court awareness, anticipation, defense, and offense, but is mostly used as a backhanded insult about the player’s intelligence.

Although they are the tallest dogs in the world, Great Danes have the lowest Basketball IQ of all canines, due to their high probability of having undescended testicles.

Basketball IQ by tom December 23, 2008

steeltown 

1. Nickname for a boring, working class city in western Pennsylvania full of old fat guys who like to drink pabst blue ribbon and watch the steelers. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Located a short distance from Loserville.

2. Perennial doormat of the XFL. Big on trash talk – short on execution.

Steeltown is the source of large payoffs to NFL officials.

The Weasals pounded Steeltown.

steeltown by Tom September 24, 2008

dock 

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.

From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"

dock by Tom September 13, 2008

Pickle Farter 

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

Pickle Farter by Tom August 3, 2008

Pretenda-Jew 

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

Pretenda-Jew by Tom February 3, 2008

Bukakkalypse 

The end of the world by bukkake.

Some believe that at some point in the future, God's will be revealed to a certain privileged few. A giant ejaculation will be released upon the unpriviliged masses and they will drown in a flood of semen, their sins being washed away by God's man-love.

Rejoice over her, thou heaven, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for God hath avenged you on her. Behold the bukakkalypse.

Revelation 18:20

Bukakkalypse by Tom December 21, 2007