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are you klaxed dro?

Let’s klax tonight

Just Klax bro...
Klaxed by Chilled October 16, 2018
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Ku Kluxed 

a verb. to say a racial comment towards blacks.
old white woman is cut in line at the

grocery store by black male:
old white woman:"you nigger"
Black male:"that bitch just Ku Kluxed Me!"
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To take a set of keys and place one key between each finger and slash someone soundly about the face. The object is to leaves scars and abrasions that look like they were clawed by an animal.
Guy1: Dude did you get attacked by a cat or something?
Guy2: Man I was at the club last night, I stepped on some guys shoes and he Klawed me.
Klawed by Ohahearmethough July 31, 2008
When a girl brings nothing to the table, and is constantly talked behind her friend's backs. Comes across as insincere and fake. Likely going to end up alone.
Pierre: "Did you see that midget?"
Theo: "No, but I was just talking to some geisha. She gave me the stank eye, and pushed that shorty to the floor."
Pierre: "Wow, looks like that beezy got KLawed".
KLawed by **DanAu4Lyfe** July 28, 2009
She is an amazing editor!!
Do you know Klaxera?
Yes the amazing editor!
Klaxera by ur local wifey November 28, 2021
When a person enters a group verbal agreement then said person decides to reneg on said agreement, thus leaving the others to carry the burden.
Man we got so klaned over that situation. He/she knew full well they were never going to come. The biggest give away was that everyone else paided months ago apart from them. Now we all must put in extra money.
Klaned by Masswang88 May 13, 2024
The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings
While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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