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To take a set of keys and place one key between each finger and slash someone soundly about the face. The object is to leaves scars and abrasions that look like they were clawed by an animal.
Guy1: Dude did you get attacked by a cat or something?
Guy2: Man I was at the club last night, I stepped on some guys shoes and he Klawed me.
Klawed by Ohahearmethough July 31, 2008
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When a girl brings nothing to the table, and is constantly talked behind her friend's backs. Comes across as insincere and fake. Likely going to end up alone.
Pierre: "Did you see that midget?"
Theo: "No, but I was just talking to some geisha. She gave me the stank eye, and pushed that shorty to the floor."
Pierre: "Wow, looks like that beezy got KLawed".
KLawed by **DanAu4Lyfe** July 28, 2009
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Klaber klawed 

I was klaber klawed at the math test
Klaber klawed by Oda12 March 14, 2022
To be khawed in a debate is the inability to defend your position due to illogic or intellectual inferiority and not because your stance is amoral, irrefutable or scientifically indefensible
For example, Claire maintains severely disabled children should be aborted. This is political suicide without her subject matter being intellectually dismissed.

For example, You know you are khawed when you have loads of friends supporting you and you have not explored the issue.

For example, I have khawed and it is a wonderfully uplifting experience to know you can logically support your stance without fearing reprisal or lack of friends.
khawed by phantasmagoric proposition November 11, 2013
I’m so klased right now...

are you klaxed dro?

Let’s klax tonight

Just Klax bro...
Klaxed by Chilled October 16, 2018
A person that is messed up, shameless and lost in a small town. Usually addicted to bad habits, but awesome and well liked in the community. Always there to cause trouble where he/she goes.
He's got such a klawerkat state of mind.
Net 'n klawerkat wat so kan op fok!
Klawerkat by JannieVrot September 21, 2017
To be simultaneously cowed and awed into silence by the audacious stupidity of an obviously ridiculous argument. Usually a result of making the mistake of taking an ignorant, mentally ill cow seriously on the Internet.
People on Twitter think they win the debate because their opponents are khawed into submission and they take stunned silence as a win.

When she started arguing for secular Islamic fundamentalism, I was khawed by the brain damage necessary to believe such a thing.
Khawed by SarahBarracuda January 21, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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