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Klawed 

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To take a set of keys and place one key between each finger and slash someone soundly about the face. The object is to leaves scars and abrasions that look like they were clawed by an animal.
Guy1: Dude did you get attacked by a cat or something?
Guy2: Man I was at the club last night, I stepped on some guys shoes and he Klawed me.
Klawed by Ohahearmethough July 31, 2008
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KLawed 

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When a girl brings nothing to the table, and is constantly talked behind her friend's backs. Comes across as insincere and fake. Likely going to end up alone.
Pierre: "Did you see that midget?"
Theo: "No, but I was just talking to some geisha. She gave me the stank eye, and pushed that shorty to the floor."
Pierre: "Wow, looks like that beezy got KLawed".
KLawed by **DanAu4Lyfe** July 28, 2009
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Klaber klawed 

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I was klaber klawed at the math test
Klaber klawed by Oda12 March 14, 2022

khawed 

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To be khawed in a debate is the inability to defend your position due to illogic or intellectual inferiority and not because your stance is amoral, irrefutable or scientifically indefensible
For example, Claire maintains severely disabled children should be aborted. This is political suicide without her subject matter being intellectually dismissed.

For example, You know you are khawed when you have loads of friends supporting you and you have not explored the issue.

For example, I have khawed and it is a wonderfully uplifting experience to know you can logically support your stance without fearing reprisal or lack of friends.
khawed by phantasmagoric proposition November 11, 2013

Klaxed

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I’m so klased right now...

are you klaxed dro?

Let’s klax tonight

Just Klax bro...
Klaxed by Chilled October 16, 2018

Klawerkat

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A person that is messed up, shameless and lost in a small town. Usually addicted to bad habits, but awesome and well liked in the community. Always there to cause trouble where he/she goes.
He's got such a klawerkat state of mind.
Net 'n klawerkat wat so kan op fok!
Klawerkat by JannieVrot September 21, 2017

Khawed 

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To be simultaneously cowed and awed into silence by the audacious stupidity of an obviously ridiculous argument. Usually a result of making the mistake of taking an ignorant, mentally ill cow seriously on the Internet.
People on Twitter think they win the debate because their opponents are khawed into submission and they take stunned silence as a win.

When she started arguing for secular Islamic fundamentalism, I was khawed by the brain damage necessary to believe such a thing.
Khawed by SarahBarracuda January 21, 2023
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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