k1aused

The act of getting piss drunk off of Kettle 1 Vokda.

I don't always get K1aused, but when I do, I drink Kettle 1.

by drinkmaster November 27, 2012

kraused

the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.

"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"

by dell squad November 13, 2011

Klaused

When a guy you know is a dirt-bag convinces you to give him one more chance, again. Then you get screwed over and you kick yourself, promising to never trust him again. Then it happens again.

You got Klaused.

Don't get Klaused.

by Mr Gullible March 19, 2013

Get Kraused

(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.

2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.

1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!

2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.

by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014

Klaused

to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President

Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.

by randomuser7 May 2, 2011

Klaused

To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self

Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.

by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011