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kraused
the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
kraused by dell squad November 13, 2011
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Klaused
When a guy you know is a dirt-bag convinces you to give him one more chance, again. Then you get screwed over and you kick yourself, promising to never trust him again. Then it happens again.
Klaused by Mr Gullible March 19, 2013
Get Kraused
(Verb) 1. To consume alcohol to the point that your only desires are to wander aimlessly, shadow-box with exaggerated exhalations, and consume more alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
2. To get arrested while consuming said alcohol.
1. We should get Kraused tonight. Everyone turn off their phones!
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
2. Did you hear about Krause? He totally got Kraused again last night. Let's go bail him out.
Get Kraused by TheDisgruntledCaptain May 5, 2014
Klaused
to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President
Klaused by randomuser7 May 2, 2011
Klaused
To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self
Klaused by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011
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