Klard

Completely into fat chicks, this person is often named Kade but the term can be used for just about anybody. A mixture of Kade and Fat Lard. Klard.

“Yo did you hear Klard hooked up with Amy last night?”

“Oh my god she’s so fat”

by klard March 16, 2021

kardemomme

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.

Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.

by philipshea November 23, 2016

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gooz Kardam

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.

I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam

by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019

kladkanker

"Kladkanker" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to a piece of written work or programming code that is of poor quality, unintelligible, or nonsensical. The term is often used to express frustration or disappointment with the outcome of one's own writing or coding efforts, especially when they fail to meet expectations or are difficult to understand.

Nadat hij urenlang aan zijn scriptie had gewerkt, realiseerde hij zich dat het eindresultaat pure kladkanker was en dat hij het helemaal opnieuw moest schrijven.

Translation: After working on his thesis for hours, he realized that the end result was pure kladkanker, and he had to rewrite it entirely.

by Jeroen207 March 31, 2023

Kardokh

A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...

First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"

by justanotherdayatwork July 3, 2021

kardashianism

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014