Kampert

A sad homo sexual name usually derived from the english word for shit.

Dude: I think I need to go for a kampert
Dude2: Why the fuck would you tell me that, it's just fucking sad

by durry junior brah November 25, 2010

kampret

Indonesian word that literally means 'bat' but people use it as a swearing word that means like 'damn' or 'shit'.

"kampret, I forgot to bring my xbox"
"but darling, you have me now"
"I'm sorry honey, but xbox is an integral part of my life too"
"kampret"

by sugarcane12 May 18, 2014

Kampwerth

A predominantly German Catholic family that immigrated to the US in the late 1890s and early 1900s, living mostly in southern Illinois. Famously a gigantic family, with couples often having over 8, and sometimes as many as 16 children. They love their family reunions and their weddings, most especially because of the consumption of alcohol at said events. They have also developed an affinity for the drink "Ski."

"Did you see how much Courtney drank last night?"
"She took it like a real Kampwerth."
"Isn't she like... 14?"
"Yup. A REAL Kampwerth."

"Those damn Kampwerths breed like rabbits."

"Are you my cousin? God it's confusing to be a Kampwerth."

by Lizerdine March 26, 2009

kamper

Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.

New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!

by NOT TOO SHABBY! May 12, 2016

nick kappert

a super cool bro who gets all the ladies and gets laid at least 4 times a week....

man, did you hear about nick kappert?? he got laid last night.

by coolstorybro15 September 4, 2011

kampereiland

Kampereiland is a small farm hamlet located in Overijssel, Netherlands.

I live as a farmer in Kampereiland.

by RedDeadRevamp03 October 8, 2019

lion kamper

Its a very amazing person witch looks awesome.His dig is bigger than mount everest and if he like he can bang everybody.He looks so cute some people die when they see him.

Chuck norris is cool, but a lion Kamper is much cooler.

by Lkampa January 4, 2017