Klajd 

An absolute fucking mess.

Damn, you're being too much of a bloody Klajd today, mate.

Klajd by Kesuda August 19, 2019

Klajd 

A somewhat unusual synonym of the word "dick".

He is such a klajd, he always gets on my nerves.

Klajd by Gayifyoureadthis December 12, 2022

klajd kovaci 

the creator of the famous quotes "hey, listen, i dont like ur attitude", "Im the clit master", "hey everyone! look, im a total queeb!"

u betta check yoself b4 u wreck yoself... ho!

klajd kovaci by michelly welly October 15, 2003

klajd kovaci 

this kid that lives in a place far far away but uses up my tape on michelles nice ass... its not that much of a waste of tape tho...

dude... enough... ur actin like klajd!

klajd kovaci by u betta check yoself b4 u wreck yoself! October 14, 2003

Klaudia 

The most strongest and caring people I know, So loving and gorgeous💓💓. She is always there for her friends, when they need her in the most difficult of times.💗💗💗 But be careful she stands her own ground, Do not try to attack her she will defend her self in the best way possible.

I love Klaudia

Klaudia is the most wonderful person i have met,Klaudia is so lovely.

Klaudia by I was always there for you... October 16, 2019

kladkanker 

"Kladkanker" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to a piece of written work or programming code that is of poor quality, unintelligible, or nonsensical. The term is often used to express frustration or disappointment with the outcome of one's own writing or coding efforts, especially when they fail to meet expectations or are difficult to understand.

Nadat hij urenlang aan zijn scriptie had gewerkt, realiseerde hij zich dat het eindresultaat pure kladkanker was en dat hij het helemaal opnieuw moest schrijven.

Translation: After working on his thesis for hours, he realized that the end result was pure kladkanker, and he had to rewrite it entirely.

kladkanker by Jeroen207 March 31, 2023

Klaudia 

Klaudia is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. Unique and eccentric, meeting a Klaudia is like crossing paths with a unicorn; rare, enchanting, and impressionable. Most people never meet her, and go their whole lives thinking she's a myth. She is the girl of any mans dreams, perfectly imperfect. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the most enthusiastic and passionate in the land. She is exceptionally funny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind blowing to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the compliments down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. Seeing Duśka smile is the biggest gift you can earn by her, it will make you happy as fuck. So to summarize, Klaudia is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.

"I think I just met a Klaudia."

"How do you know?"

"Well, she was standing next to that unicorn over there, and I've never seen one of those before either, so it must be her."

Klaudia by Xcite1989 December 11, 2021