Klauds is someone you should be afraid of. And if you’re not then you should be. But on the other hand klauds is like if you squish an innocent child and an ipad kid together :)
Someone: Sheeeesh you see Klauds over there? I’m mortified but amazed at the same time...
by mqyx March 25, 2021
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He killed three serbs and four turks just with just a whip of his sword, he’s such a klaud
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A being that is one with polish. He is everywhere and everywhere at the same time.

1. The only person able to break rule 2 of fight club while still following rule 1.

2. Polish

3. Polish

5. WTF?

6. NOT: A flamboyant homosexual.

7. Rx-8

4.Polssie

8. TBA
Oh yeah! It must have been trying to pull a Klaud.
by The Tweak May 20, 2011
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… without a doubt Klaud / Klaudia is the most complex person on the world, yet fair and compassionate with the highest level possible of integrity. Klaud is often misunderstood because of her unique, peculiar personality, who can be very social yet introverted and considered a loner. Klaud is a sophisticated individual with a timeless style sense, and posh impecable manners, as well as a witty personality. Klaudia is a free untamed being, like a wild horse, a traveler, an artist. As a lover / companion, there is not anyone as in love, loyal, devoted, committed and transparent as Klaud, but when taken for granted and/or mistreated, there is not anyone as unforgiving and cold as Klaud. Once you lose Klaud, there’s no going back.
I lost Klaud, now I am nothing.
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