Klaid, Is wise and Clever ,Very Calm Guy , Respected by Everyone , He Usually knows a lot but speaks little , He has good Common Sense and Has Swag without looking like a douchebag.
A Klaid is a dirty person who wears the same cloths everyday and smells worse than diarrhea. He often believes others smell bad around him when in reality it is just him.
"Kladkanker" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to a piece of written work or programming code that is of poor quality, unintelligible, or nonsensical. The term is often used to express frustration or disappointment with the outcome of one's own writing or coding efforts, especially when they fail to meet expectations or are difficult to understand.
Nadat hij urenlang aan zijn scriptie had gewerkt, realiseerde hij zich dat het eindresultaat pure kladkanker was en dat hij het helemaal opnieuw moest schrijven.
Translation: After working on his thesis for hours, he realized that the end result was pure kladkanker, and he had to rewrite it entirely.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.