Klag 

Noun: A strong, hangover inducing, low quality and/or otherwise disgusting alcoholic beverage.

First use that I know of is on a Games Workshop snotling model- passed out vomiting with a bottle marked "KLAG"

I drank 4 cups of that Klag someone mixed up last night and I woke up leaning over a fence with my pants gone and my mom's cellphone number sharpied on my ass.

Klag by Stiltburger December 29, 2008

klagnut 

Small shit-ule which adheres to the ringpiece despite attempts at wipeage

We ran out of bog paper and my bumcleft is klagnut central

klagnut by Giles September 23, 2003

klages 

1. Last name of german decent
2. Last name of person who awakes your soul. Whom makes you feel like you are invincible and lights a fire inside of you that cannot be put out. They are sweet, kind, and generous. They tend to be very talented in all aspects of life but, mainly musical ones. They are destined for greatness.

A Klages is a truly incredible person.

klages by Catfish987 November 20, 2015

klagg 

Sagging vagina, usually gangrenous and a tendency to have boils, weeping sores and overall aridity. Found mainly on prostitutes and over sociable women.

That ladies klagg had more flakes than a blizzard.

klagg by bonani January 17, 2008

klagmire 

When the parts of a paved race circuit outside of the driving line become covered in rubber worn off from the racer's tires. This condition makes passing more difficult as the pieces of rubber reduce traction off the racing line. During their cool down lap, drivers may intentionally pass over these areas to add weight to their cars for post-race inspections that require a minimum weight. First heard from David Hobbs, NBCSports Formula 1 Commentator.

The 2013 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix became a klagmire when the soft compound Pirelli tires degraded in less than 10 laps.

klagmire by Air Cav Hokie April 19, 2013

Spoon Murder Klages 

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.

Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!

Spoon Murder Klages by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008

Klagholes 

Chafing of the penis after a sexual act is performed by a female hand, on male genitalia, without proper lubrication.

I only had motor oil in the trunk; should have let her use it, now i have to deal with klagholes for the next week.

Klagholes by roaper chlingly September 25, 2012