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1. Last name of german decent
2. Last name of person who awakes your soul. Whom makes you feel like you are invincible and lights a fire inside of you that cannot be put out. They are sweet, kind, and generous. They tend to be very talented in all aspects of life but, mainly musical ones. They are destined for greatness.
A Klages is a truly incredible person.
klages by Catfish987 November 20, 2015
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Spoon Murder Klages 

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.
Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!
Spoon Murder Klages by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008
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"Shit look at dat der boi he a kagesha"
kagesha by Not sam man August 28, 2014
Klaes is a very clever, sexy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. He's liberal and is also atheist.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.

He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.

He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
Klaes is on the way to my home.
Klaes by Klaes' girlfriend February 4, 2010
Lover of Shivi.
Famous writer known as Gumnam Lekhak.
Originated from Khag + ish which means god of birds which is eagle who lost his life in saving mata Sita from Ravana.
He will be the World's best caring and loving husband.
Khagesh naam to suna hi hoga ?
Khagesh by Deendayal November 25, 2021
gang of alpha males that fuck bitches
a party with klæsj is a party you dont forget
klæsj by anonymous April 16, 2022
sassy, classy, beautiful, intelligent female. People who befriend klaresa become better just for having met her, her smile is infectious. Every woman wants to be like her. This girl is the sweetest and has the best personality, every guy WANTS to get with an klaresa and basically you are lucky af to have an klaresa
Drake: is it klaresa?

The weeknd: yeah she fine as hell
klaresa by Ehmokay July 6, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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