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The day where all the most jolly and festive kirkified pieces of info come to life. This is also the day where Erika Kirk gives crazy head to J.D. Vance and gets absolutely violated by him.
“Merry Kirkmas! My gift to you is a cheating wife!”
Kirkmas by Jerb November 18, 2025
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A holiday where friends and family gather around the kirkmas tree to sing the Charlie Kirk song and spred Kirky Turkey, and Kirkmas chear.
Hey, Jimmy, are you going to the local Kirkmas festival hosted by Hobby Lobby?
Kirkmas by Chwailhunter334 September 11, 2026

evan kirkman 

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.
that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.
evan kirkman by jared862731 July 20, 2020

kinkmaster

one who is uber sexual, and is all about their inner kinkiness. A person who is sexually dominant, and a master of all things kinky.
Aquamaquisha: Hey Bob, did you hear that Jaboodafook got all down and dirty with about 5 girls at some random club?
Bob: Yeah girl, he's a kinkmaster!
kinkmaster by Hallamisha November 19, 2011

Robert Kirkman 

American comic book writer best known for writing The Walking Dead, which is now a popular TV series.
Person 1: Hey, who created The Walking Dead?

Person 2: That would be Robert Kirkman.
Robert Kirkman by oceanic815 November 12, 2012
Kinkmas is like Christmas, but kinky. “The 12 days of kinkmas my true love gave to me...” On each of the 12 days of kinkmas you try something kinkier than the last with your partner.
I cant wait for day 1 of kinkmas! Me and my girlfriend have been waiting to get kinkier!
Kinkmas by Iconic Girl February 11, 2021
somebody who changes a situation of which they have no involvement in order to make it revolve around themself. this results in their hatred by others
did you see that chick who ruined everything. what a kirkman!
Kirkman by Oakhill Cohort March 27, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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