Definitions by Chwailhunter334

Kirkmas

A holiday where friends and family gather around the kirkmas tree to sing the Charlie Kirk song and spred Kirky Turkey, and Kirkmas chear.

Hey, Jimmy, are you going to the local Kirkmas festival hosted by Hobby Lobby?

Kirkmas by Chwailhunter334 September 11, 2026

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

Chwailing 

A disabled kid crawling under the bathroom stalls.

Walking into the public bathroom knowing damn well there's going to be some disabled kid chwailing through the stalls.

Chwailing by Chwailhunter334 October 29, 2023