Kirkman

somebody who changes a situation of which they have no involvement in order to make it revolve around themself. this results in their hatred by others

did you see that chick who ruined everything. what a kirkman!

by Oakhill Cohort March 27, 2008

Kirkman Treat

Eating a chocolate bar upside down to feel the 'veins' on your tongue.

Mal gave himself a Kirkman Treat and turned his Snickers bar upside down to eat it because he couldn't find a cock to suck.

by Kev's Lexicography December 10, 2025

evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.

that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.

by jared862731 July 20, 2020

Robert Kirkman

American comic book writer best known for writing The Walking Dead, which is now a popular TV series.

Person 1: Hey, who created The Walking Dead?

Person 2: That would be Robert Kirkman.

by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

by Anonomystical March 18, 2009