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Kirklandia 

A new TV series occurring inside of a Costco. It's like Portlandia, but everyone is a Costco customer.

Fyi, Kirkland is the Costco brand.
I love the theme song for Kirklandia.
Kirklandia by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Kirklandia 

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.
Kirklandia by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Arthur Kirkland 

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.
Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.
Arthur Kirkland by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland 

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.
-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

Kirkland Drymount 

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

Camp Wingate Kirkland 

An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.
I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.
A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.
-Dude, were's that guy rich white guy from?
-He's from Kirkland, man.
Kirkland by potatoboy221 December 30, 2010
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