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King Dog 

Awesome, brilliant.

Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.
Mike: I hear Oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. Filthy bugger.
Chris: That's King Dog man!
Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.
Mike, Chris: KING DOG!
<high fives all round>
Words you can keep

Raw Dog King 

The most prestigious title that can be given to a male. This person never uses rubber and knows exactly what he's doing. He satisfies everyone. No one can compete with the RDK
Person 1: Dude, I fucked a girl last night and it was amazing!
Person 2: Did you use protection?
Person 1: Nah man, I don't need that! I'm the Raw Dog King!
Person 2: Jesus, you're a legand.

king of dog shite 

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match
"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

Burger King Hot Dog 

when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?

King the dog 

A dog who is a brat who will steal ur food bite u act innocent eats the floor
King the dog as in brat king the dog who acts innocent
King the dog by King the dog November 23, 2020

Lion king doggy style

It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
Her: do you have any kinks

Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it

King doge 

King of doges very good
King doge: hello doges
Doges: hi king
King doge by Americandude24 March 11, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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