King Dog

Awesome, brilliant.

Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.

Mike: I hear Oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. Filthy bugger.
Chris: That's King Dog man!
Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.
Mike, Chris: KING DOG!
<high fives all round>

by Andrew "King Dog" Mitchell May 12, 2006

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

Burger King Hot Dog

when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.

Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?

by ilikeducks April 18, 2020

Raw Dog King

The most prestigious title that can be given to a male. This person never uses rubber and knows exactly what he's doing. He satisfies everyone. No one can compete with the RDK

Person 1: Dude, I fucked a girl last night and it was amazing!
Person 2: Did you use protection?
Person 1: Nah man, I don't need that! I'm the Raw Dog King!
Person 2: Jesus, you're a legand.

by The Real RDK May 8, 2016

King the dog

A dog who is a brat who will steal ur food bite u act innocent eats the floor

King the dog as in brat king the dog who acts innocent

by King the dog November 23, 2020