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Kineticut 

Da tiny southern-New-England state dat was politically established with lots of frenzied arm-waving and vigorous leaping about by its founders.
I never could understand why da founders of Kineticut spent so much time and energy on frenetic gymnastics --- why didn't they just "connect da cut" and be done wif it?!???
Kineticut by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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Kinetic laughter 

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.
Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.

Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.
Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.
That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.
Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016
Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
kinetic by Bryce October 27, 2004

Kinetic Energy 

The energy of motion.

Its opposite is potential energy.
The runner had more kinetic energy than the other runners, and came in first place in the race.
Kinetic Energy by Shmargygar April 3, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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